So much to learn, young grasshopper... ...I beg to differ, and the evidence would suggest otherwise as well. It would seem bacon is, in fact, very good at giving hugs to a wide variety of food items. Stop being so Meatist. At the risk of being accused of thread derailment due to a personal obsession with bacon, here's a two piece 3d printed hook I designed for a new Milton blow off gun I picked up